What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you like about McDonald's?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Where can one find good data science course in India?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

I am upper middle class and study at the London School of economics and Finance (economics and Finance). I am 18 years old. What are my chances of becoming a billionaire?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

No way

Prelim Results | UFC Fight Night: Blanchfield vs Barber - UFC.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

How do I beat domestic battery charges against my covert narcissist husband who is lying and playing the victim?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Celebrity hairstylist Jesus Guerrero died of pneumonia and fungal infection, likely complications from AIDS - NBC News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can I wear a headscarf? I am a white female but I have super curly hair, like 3B - 3C. Recently, I've been putting my hair in a pineapple and putting a headscarf around it. Is that okay? I'm not trying to appropriate any cultures.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

One year from World Cup opener, FIFA leaves questions unanswered on tickets and security - AP News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

No go.

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